20 10 / 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

817. Broke muggleborn potions experts make Polyjuice and work as doubles for muggle celebrities when they don’t want to be followed. This confuses the tabloids and makes most photos of them unusable.

(Source: randomfandomthoughts)

20 10 / 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

819. Muggleborn band nerds practicing together in the Room of Requirement. They wait until one breakfast and start playing the Imperial March from Star Wars when Snape walks into the Great Hall.

(Source: yodamort)

20 10 / 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

850. All 7th years are required to take a mainstreaming seminar before graduation, sponsored by the Ministry and the Muggle Studies Dept. The biggest concern among the muggleborn students is how they are going to explain Hogwarts on their job and college applications. Luckily, there is a charmed…

(Source: alyssefilipek)

20 10 / 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

1017. A muggleborn that obsesses over Cupcake Wars starts her own gourmet cupcake kiosk in the courtyard. She incorporates wizarding favorites in her cupcakes. (Chocolate Frog crunch, Butterbeer delight..) She takes requests from loyal customers and creates unique flavors for each of her professors. After graduation she opens a string of stores in Diagon Alley and Hogsmead. 

(Source: friedwonderland, via everythingandnothingissomething)

20 10 / 2014

thatseanguyblogs:

yourladydisdain:

hipstermoriarty:

mockeryd:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

peopleasproducts:

Sexism 60’s

jesus???????????????

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense?

When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

(via everythingandnothingissomething)

20 10 / 2014

2spooky4wednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

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20 10 / 2014

freshest-tittymilk:

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

The Little Mermaid TV Series: Gabriella

Remember when Disney had a cute, disabled, poc mermaid?

When i was younger, one of my best friends was a deaf guyanese girl, and her fave princess was Ariel, mainly bc she related to her living without a voice (and her love of swimming)

When this episode aired, she cried and squawked and made sounds that were almost understandable… She saw herself as a mermaid, on tv, with her favourite character of all time

Representation matters, always, no matter what

(Source: cornelia89, via our-helenlawson)

20 10 / 2014

yamsy:

all these recent dystopian novels are basically the same story with a different twist it’s like

  • 16/17 yr old girl
  • white
  • long hair
  • heterosexual
  • skinny
  • there is BOY
  • maybe even TWO
  • something bad happen
  • many bad
  • become symbol for REBELLION
  • CHOSEN ONE
  • DIFFERENT
  • FALL LOVE WIT BOY
  • SAVE WLROD
  • 2 more books w/ audibly similar titles

and I feel like I should hate them for this but I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKIN BOOKS

(via everythingandnothingissomething)

20 10 / 2014

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

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20 10 / 2014

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

(Source: continello, via hotboyproblems)

20 10 / 2014

mydollyaviana:

disneyismyescape:

carry-on-until-its-gone:

wish-upon-the-disney-star:

This scene is SO important. Maleficent is with someone she trusts, someone she considers a friend. And then the next thing she knows, she wakes up in pain, bleeding, with her wings burned off. A huge part of her has been destroyed.

Rape is so prominent in our culture that it is in a Disney movie. Maybe not explicitly, but it is very clear what this scene represents and it is so sad.

I fucking cried my eyes out during this scene

AJ even confirmed that this is what this scene was a metaphor for (x) - just because i saw someone say today that this is not what this scene is about

'We were very conscious that it was a metaphor for rape': The actress explained how the scene in which her character has her wings ripped off her body while in a drug-induced sleep had to be something 'so violent and aggressive' that it would make her 'lose all sense of her maternity, her womanhood and her softness' 

when a man violates a woman, he cuts off her wings.

(Source: bbuchanann, via merlerner94)

20 10 / 2014

  • 1: I'm so cute
  • 2: I hate myself

20 10 / 2014

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope, via merlerner94)

20 10 / 2014

problemactic:

me taking pictures with relatives i barely know

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(via merlerner94)

20 10 / 2014