23 7 / 2014

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(Source: guy, via littleboatsagainst-thecurrent)

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via littleboatsagainst-thecurrent)

23 7 / 2014

(Source: foie, via pikachuluvr44)

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(Source: amandafelloffthebus, via littleboatsagainst-thecurrent)

23 7 / 2014

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via littleboatsagainst-thecurrent)

23 7 / 2014

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via ifyouwannabesteveslover)

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

(Source: seedy, via lovejoyjohnlock)

23 7 / 2014

minipoppers:

sixpenceee:

saarqamek:

i hope that i too can one day make money off t-shirts from making posts about creepy shit, reblogging those posts 10 times a week, and posting ask after ask of people praising me like my idol sixpenceee

That money was donated to charity but I hope one day you can get off your ass and do something productive instead of lurking around my blog daily to find things to complain about

You just got told mother fucker

(via redwing-fallen-angel)

23 7 / 2014

am-i-sherlock-yet:

iamburdenedwithgloriousbatman:

johnlockisreal:

pernillo:

some-atoms:

jaymeeboh:

Guys, seriously: as a fandom, we need to come together and agree not to leak things like this. I mean, home video of Martin Freeman taking a bath? That’s fucking sick, you guys. Respect his privacy. I expect better of you, Sherlockians.

Yeah I hate to be the killjoy here, but the man is just trying to have a bath in peace. It’s obviously already a struggle for him as it is, seeing as he’s too short to reach the taps, so please stop reblogging this. His BAFTA doesn’t give him this shit. 

I know I should respect his privacy, but LOOK at him. Martin Freeman in the tub. If he didn’t want it to get out, he shouldn’t have made it. Sorry, but that’s my opinion and I stand by it. 

I’m sorry fandom, this is taking things to the next level. Celebrities are people too. We should respect his privacy. Whoever posted this makes me sick

Guys… that’s a hedgehog.

image

(via lovejoyjohnlock)

21 7 / 2014

no-homohowell:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

no-homohowell:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

(via dietelwebcityrr)

21 7 / 2014

thehpalliance:

"… and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end."

Here’s to book seven. Here’s to the years of anticipation before it and the years of discussion in its wake. Here’s to the boy who lived and how he changed everything.

And here’s to you, if you know that “the very end” isn’t happening anytime soon.

We are book eight.

(via reality-killedme)